Welcome to Sex Memes of the Week! Here we have a chance to relate to each other just a little more. It’s healthy and normal to giggle a little about sex. It shouldn’t be so serious all the time. Hell, the best times I have ever fucked have involved a little bit of laughter.
Who doesn’t love a good Sex Meme? I often find myself saving a bunch, and I don’t want to keep them to myself! As someone who is constantly on social media, I always love the affirmation that someone else also thinks the same way I do. I am always on the search for something new, so feel free to tag me on X or even on Instagram!
Now, for this week’s collection of sexy memes and images! This is my current favorite set of relatable memes, and I thought some of you could appreciate them as well! Onward!
Relatable for Big Tiddy Owners and their partners…
I feel like every single one of my new partners gets to experience this joy. What else could bring one more joy, than burying their face into the bosom of a busty woman for the first time?
Playful Sex Memes
Why not? Personally, I’d love to try it, and end up with tasty treats during a long, slow blowjob. But who wouldn’t?
Too Relatable for Solo Content Creators
This sex meme is too relatable. I feel like my fictional life is far sluttier than my real life, and always has been. Rumors anyone? Lol! Anyway, way to encapsulate my feelings so succinctly in the matter. š
It’s like she’s always there.
Talk about living in my head, RENT FREE! Does anyone else have this demon? Let me know in the comments. š
Dang, More Relatable Sex Memes
When you’re having extra filthy fuckery, you don’t want them to stray. You want to keep that all to yourself.
Goddamnit, this had my number! This happens a little too often with my rose toy. Sometimes that thing gets me off before I was ever ready, too! You’ve gotta take that bad boy slow.
As a sex marketer, I know that sex sells; but creepy vintage commercials and ads will straight up make you uncomfortable! As a lover of vintage culture as well as sex, I set out to find old ads that were deeply inappropriate, specifically in terms of sexuality.
While there are many ads that range from sexist, homophobic, racist and more, today we’re focusing on ads that straddle the lines of sexy.Ā Perhaps this was messaging that worked at the time, but the seedy undertones of a few of these ads make me a touch queasy. Nevertheless, I have compiled ad with the hopes of making your skin crawl, at least a little! š
You cannot convince me that most of these advertisers didn’t know what they were doing. You can’t, you can’t, you can’t, you can’t!
Love’s Baby Soft Commercial – 1975
“So Love made Baby Soft, with the innocent scent of a cuddly clean baby who grew up very sexy,” is making my skin crawl. How is this real? How did they get this woman to agree to this? This is probably the creepy vintage commercials of the current round up. It gets better from here, I promise. š
“You and Your Johnson” – Johnson Boating 1980s
If you’ve not heard a single sexual thing in the last 50 years, you wouldn’t know that Johnson is often a euphemism for “penis”. To me, it sounds like he’s got quite the third leg, if you have to include it with your guest lists. š¬
World’s Largest Lemons Ad – Quick Way Bar Mix š
Okay, I kind of love this ad, and I really think it’s something I need to re-create. She’s a gorgeous pin-up, with LARGE, juicy lemons! Does it get any better? I wouldn’t call this inappropriate, but I do love the euphemism for lemons.
BTW, if you love large lemons, make sure to check out my fanpages. Mine are even larger! š
Ballzac – 1993
Technically, I was alive when this commercial aired, but I most certainly do not remember this. The hippidy hoppity beats must have made it sound extra cool, to the kids who don’t know what a ballsack is, and also do not mind looking like one.
I almost wish they made some in “nude” tones. š
Spread Your Legs! š
COME ON. COME. ON. You know exactly what you were doing here, Pontiac! You’re encouraging passionate, backseat action which is a crime. A good one, with no victims.
Fly Judy – 1974
There’s a lot to unpack here. Judy’s voice, sweetly explaining that she wants to be flown everywhere. Especially as she begins to undress on the beach! Was that timing incredible or what?
I cannot imagine what the editors were thinking. What were the writers thinking?! “Fly Me,” she says. Yes, baby!
Some of you may be thinking, āwhat?ā but this is my attempt to normalize something that even I, at one point, thought was a bit to the left of the center. One day, however, I opened up my mind, when I realized I was drifting off to sleep, intoxicated by inhaling the delicate scent, emanating straight from the armpit of my partner.Ā
Gawd, am I an armpit girl now?Ā Think about it; weāve been told that weāre supposed to dislike this odor. Perhaps itās where I have arrived in my sexual biology, or maybe itās something Iāve never noticed before.
I remember my mother, ever so fearful about smelling any less than godly, would frequently turn her nose up and exclaim, ācan you BELIEVE weāre supposed to be attracted to that?!ā I always wrote her off, as young ones do. However I didnāt really consider the notion of being attracted to pheromones. Not until becoming more and more frequently exposed to people who love armpits, in various adult online communities.Ā
The answer is: armpit sniffing is all about pheromones.
This deep desire that sometimes spans into fetish territory, was far more common than I realized. This old but informative TED Talk uncovers a great deal about pheromones and why we respond to them, using dogs as a perfect example as a creature that learns and uncovers through scent.
Maybe itās not that weāre necessarily supposed to be *attracted* in the same way weād be attracted to smelling a flower. As with many animals, humans are biologically wired to pick up information, based on scent. The information we āpick upā can tell our brains many things, such as whether or not a person can be a potential mate, biologically.Ā
Hormones and pheromones are secreted by our apocrine sweatglands, which only reside in our genital-region or underarms. Itās no surprise that, as animals ourselves, weāre able to pick up on these hormones and pheromones which trigger a brain response. If weāre attracted to it, that means there is a level of compatibility. Pheromones and other hormones can tell our brains a lot of things we don’t understand consciously, but understand on a more primal level. Armpit Sniffing is just one way to get that scent, stimulating our brains in unique ways.
Various research studies have shown that people can āsniff outā better mates, that are more genetically dissimilar. This popular study had 49 women bask in the odor of menās two-day old shirts. The study found that these women strongly preferred those who possessed different gene variants from themselves.
All Genders Enjoy Pheromones!
A similar experiment was performed on straight men. In this study, 41 women were asked to wear cotton gauze in their pits for 24 hours, on two different days. One day was a high fertility day. The second pad was worn on a low-fertility day. The study concluded that men rated the high-fertility days as smelling āsexierā and more pleasant, overall.Ā
Study author Kelly Gildersleeve suggested, “It could be a learned response that historically encouraged men to have sex with a woman precisely when sex was more likely to result in conception.”
Scent is a way to bond, but itās also a way to suss out compatibility.
While there is more to uncover, scent and closeness are very much correlated in an intimate situation. Sometimes simply having a strong connection with someone can be enough for us to love their scent, as well.
Beyond the potential genetic connection, this study uncovers how odor and compatibility can be based on a āpositive feedback loopā. There is a relationship that exists psychologically between how much a person likes their partnerās B.O. and exposure.Ā
Pheromones are Communicators, similar to Hormones
Since nowadays we mask underarm odor quite frequently, itās become a lost art of non-verbal communication. Our bodies run and operate based on hormones, which communicate messages to the brain from various regions of the body. Pheromones are external communicators, stimulating your evolutionary instincts in ways you may or may not be conditioned to appreciate.Ā
Pheromones arenāt quite like hormones, but they have similar purposes as communicators. Hormones are what our bodies use to communicate needs and carry out processes such as mood and sexual function. Pheromones work outside the body, signaling messages to members of the same species. Much like animals, weāre able to pick up on those easily, through erogenous zones such as the armpit and the groin-area.Ā
On A Personal Note
Speaking as a woman that dates men, weāre socially conditioned to love a manās scent from a young age. Even if itās their cologne, itās still paired with their personal musk, making it their own personal scent signature. We love this so much, that we love to steal their hoodies and wear them ourselves.Ā
Letās call that what it is: basking in your personās natural scent. So I ask, why not appreciate the armpit for what it is? A pheromone factory. Itās a signal of lust, inspiring a plethora of feelings you may not have allowed yourself to explore.
Enjoying the smell of someoneās body odor feels deeply primal in concept, but perhaps weāre over sanitizing the human body as an image. Itās not like itās a surprise to anyone thatĀ someoneāanother human!ācan have body odor at all. Perhaps thatās simply because it is something deeply ingrained in our biology, and not something we desperately need to unpack.
Are you into Armpit Sniffing? Let us know your take in the comments about what really turns you on!
